Say the Thing

A pretty dumb text-to-speech app.

Say the Thing on iOS

Get the really simple app that reads text to you. Just paste (or drop) (or share) text into this app and it’ll start talking. It has a few settings (like speech speed and voice) and a few controls (like play/pause) and that’s it. Is it amazing? No. Is it pretty good? Maybe. Is it free? Yes.

App store

Available in the iOS App Store for all iPhones and iPads running iOS 26.0 and later.

Want a quick three-minute tutorial? Then check out this video.

Privacy

This app is created by Neurotic Tornado, LLC. We don’t collect any data from you. We don’t want your data, we wouldn’t know what to do with your data, keep your data to yourself!

If we ever change our privacy policy, we will post those changes here.

  • Jan 16, 2026: First published.

Contact

If you actually want to contact the neurotic developer, use this half-baked form.