Neurotic Stix Pro
Take your self-deprecating messages to the next level with a fun iOS app that lets you customize quirky, animated stickers with your own captions! Choose from over 40 ready-made stickers or create your own using over 70 animated templates. Share your stickers using the sticker pack in Messages, or use the standalone app to share a sticker as a PNG or GIF. You can add all kinds of widgets to your home screen… And now check out the neurotic weather! The neurotic possibilities are endless! 😱🌪
Available in the iOS App Store for iPhones & iPads running iOS 17.0 and later. Free to make a few custom creations; unlock all features with a subscription of $2.99/year. (That’s so cheap that even after subscribing for 1000 years, it’ll still be cheaper than buying an Apple Vision Pro!)
Quick links: New • Help • Privacy & Terms • Contact
New Features
Versions 4.3.1, 4.3.2, 4.3.3
- Added a drowning sticker because… who doesn’t feel like they’re drowning sometimes?
- Added some options to make it 2.79% easier to create and share stix.
- “Duplicate” and “Copy to Clipboard” from the share & edit page when you tap on a stix.
- “Paste from Clipboard” option from the settings page.
- Updated the animation behavior when adding stix to your library. You’ll now feel 1.34% more emotionally satisfied when creating stickers.
- Cleaned up the formatting of various Neurotic Weather widget layouts so now you can focus on the bad weather rather than the bad layout of information.
- Fixed a few buggy bugs.
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Versions 4.0.0 – 4.3.0
- Overhauled all the widgets! Choose from five different widgets: Library Widget, Stix with Date, Community Widget, a Big Dumb Clock, and Neurotic Weather. Since they’ve all gone through changes, you may need to delete and reconfigure your widgets. Sorry for the inconvenience.
- Neurotic Weather enhancements! Now you can use the new Neurotic Weather “mini” widget if you want a smaller widget on your home screen. This widget has 5 different layouts. You can also search for any Neurotic Weather location (previously, it would only show the local weather). And if you were annoyed by the default weather widget background colors, you can now pick your own background color from the widget settings page.
- More custom stickers! Sushi! Person meditating! Cute creature in an egg! Vampire! Koala! Taco! Poop! Mouse! Adorable alien! Person on an island! Person in a dumpster fire!
- More customizable face options! For many of the people stickers, you now have more eye and mouth options.
- Neurotic AI! Added an experimental feature that uses Neurotic AI to generate stix for you. NOTE: Neurotic AI requires a Neurotic Stix subscription and an API key from an AI provider (OpenAI, Anthropic, or Google Gemini).
- The app was tidied up. Fixed a few bugs. Gave it a good massage. Maybe a little acupuncture.
- Neurotic Stix now requires iOS 17 or later.
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Help
Check out our help and troubleshooting tips if you need some assistance.
Privacy
This app is created by Neurotic Tornado, LLC. We don’t collect any data from you. We don’t want your data, we wouldn’t know what to do with your data, keep your data to yourself!
If we ever change our privacy policy, we will post those changes here.
- Sept 14, 2019: First published.
- Oct 2, 2023: Moved app communication info to a section below.
Terms of Use
See our terms of use at this location.
App Communication
The main communication that can occur from the app is (a) with Apple regarding purchases or weather data, (b) with an AI provider when you explicitly generate a stix using Neurotic AI, and (c) with a neurotic stix repository to occasionally download community stix for the community stix widget or the community tab. The app may also open a web page in your browser if you actively tap a link, such as for help. And that’s about it. In other words, nothing sneaky is being discussed behind your back!
Contact
If you actually want to contact the neurotic developer, use this half-baked form, or send him a message on Mastodon or Threads or Bluesky.
Merch
Hey! Pssst! Over here!… Wanna buy some weird, rarely-advertised, rarely-purchased Neurotic Stix merchandise? Check out this storefront where you can buy shirts, mugs, magnets, and other suspicious stuff.
