Neurotic Stix Pro

Things are great

Take your self-deprecating messages to the next level with a fun iOS app that lets you customize quirky, animated stickers with your own captions! Choose from over 40 ready-made stickers or create your own using over 60 animated templates. Share your stickers using the sticker pack in Messages, or use the standalone app to share a sticker as a PNG or GIF. You can also add interactive widgets to your home screen… The neurotic possibilities are endless! 😱🌪

App store

Available in the iOS App Store for iPhones & iPads running iOS 16.0 and later. (Widgets require iOS 17.0 or later.) Free to make a few custom creations; unlock all features with a subscription of $2.99/year. (That’s so cheap that even after subscribing for 1000 years, it’ll still be cheaper than buying an Apple Vision Pro!)

Quick links: NewHelpPrivacy & TermsContact

New Features

  • Overhauled all the widgets! Choose from five different widgets: Library Widget, Stix with Date, Community Widget, a Big Dumb Clock, and Neurotic Weather. Since they’ve all gone through changes, you may need to delete and reconfigure your widgets. Sorry for the inconvenience. Widgets require iOS 17 or later.
  • More custom stix! Vampire! Koala! Taco! Poop! Mouse! Adorable alien! Person on an island! Person in a dumpster fire! How can you go wrong when you can send a message from someone inside a dumpster fire!?
  • AI-generated stix! Added an experimental feature that uses Neurotic AI to generate stix for you. NOTE: Neurotic AI requires a Neurotic Stix subscription and an API key from an AI provider (OpenAI, Anthropic, or Google Gemini).
  • Plus, the app was tidied up. Fixed a few bugs. Gave it a good massage. Maybe a little acupuncture.
Island
Dumpster
Neurotic guy
Taco
Koala
Neurotic Stix widgets

Help

Check out our help and troubleshooting tips if you need some assistance.

Vampire help

Privacy

This app is created by Neurotic Tornado, LLC. We don’t collect any data from you. We don’t want your data, we wouldn’t know what to do with your data, keep your data to yourself!

If we ever change our privacy policy, we will post those changes here.

  • Sept 14, 2019: First published.
  • Oct 2, 2023: Moved app communication info to a section below.

Terms of Use

See our terms of use at this location.

App Communication

The main communication that can occur from the app is (a) with Apple regarding purchases or weather data, (b) with an AI provider when you explicitly generate a stix using Neurotic AI, and (c) with a neurotic stix repository to occasionally download community stix for the community stix widget or the community tab. The app may also open a web page in your browser if you actively tap a link, such as for help. And that’s about it. In other words, nothing sneaky is being discussed behind your back!

Contact

If you actually want to contact the neurotic developer, use this half-baked form, or send him a message on Mastodon or Threads or Bluesky.

Neurotic Stix on iPad Pro

Merch

Hey! Pssst! Over here!… Wanna buy some weird, rarely-advertised, rarely-purchased Neurotic Stix merchandise? Check out this storefront where you can buy shirts, mugs, magnets, and other suspicious stuff.

Neurotic tornado merch

Tell Me More!

Wanna learn more about Neurotic Tornado? Check out the Neurotic Tornado home page.

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