Neurotic Stix Pro
Take your self-deprecating messages to the next level with a fun iOS app that lets you customize quirky, animated stickers with your own captions! Create custom stickers from over 70 animated templates. Share your stickers from the app, or use the sticker pack in Messages. You can add all kinds of widgets to your home screen… Check out Neurotic Weather from a customizable widget or from the app. And now we have Stix Comics and Neurotic AI. The neurotic possibilities are endless! 😱🌪
Available in the iOS App Store for iPhones & iPads running iOS 18.0 and later. Free to make a few custom creations; unlock all features with a subscription of $2.99/year. (That’s so cheap that even after subscribing for 1000 years, it’ll still be cheaper than buying an Apple Vision Pro!)
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New Features
Versions 5.0.2, 5.0.1
🐞🐞 These minor updates fix a few bugs related to file storage and the weather widget. Most users would never run into these issues but now the app is more aggressive about cleaning up temp files and correctly randomizes weather stix. Whew! Glad that’s fixed! Check out the new features in version 5.0 below for the more glamorous updates…
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Version 5.0.0
- 📚 Stix Comics: Create 3-panel comic strips with your neurotic stix and share them with anyone who’ll listen!
- 💭 Caption Bubble Revolution: Choose between dialogue, thought, or banner captions so your stix can think self-deprecating thoughts without saying them!
- 🎭 New Custom Stix: A podium speaker, a couch lounger, a pilot in a plane, and a talking slice of pizza!
- 🥃 Liquid Glassification: A fancier user interface with a shimmery sheen, bringing the app into the future (or present, or past)!
- 🤖 Apple Intelligence Integration: Neurotic AI with on-device intelligence that kinda sorta understands how you feel!
- 🔧 Widget & UI Clean Up: Various enhancements and improvements with a thorough prettying up across the board!
- ⚙️ Settings Page Overhaul: More settings! Because who doesn’t love spending hours tweaking nitpicky trivial things!?
- ⚡ Memory & Performance Wizardry: Fixed crashes and made things snappier and happier and less crappier!
- 📱 Version Update: Neurotic Stix now requires iOS 18 or later.
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Help
Check out our help and troubleshooting tips if you need some assistance.
Privacy
This app is created by Neurotic Tornado, LLC. We don’t collect any data from you. We don’t want your data, we wouldn’t know what to do with your data, keep your data to yourself!
If we ever change our privacy policy, we will post those changes here.
- Sept 14, 2019: First published.
- Oct 2, 2023: Moved app communication info to a section below.
Terms of Use
See our terms of use at this location.
App Communication
The main communication that can occur from the app is (a) with Apple regarding purchases or weather data, (b) with an AI provider when you explicitly generate a stix using Neurotic AI, and (c) with a Neurotic Stix repository to occasionally download community stix for the community stix widget or the community tab. The app may also open a web page in your browser if you actively tap a link, such as for help. And that’s about it. In other words, nothing sneaky is being discussed behind your back!
Contact
If you actually want to contact the neurotic developer, use this half-baked form, or send him a message on Mastodon or Threads or Bluesky.
Merch
Hey! Pssst! Over here!… Wanna buy some weird, rarely-advertised, rarely-purchased Neurotic Stix merchandise? Check out this storefront where you can buy shirts, mugs, magnets, and other suspicious stuff.
