Welcome! I’m ashamed to admit that this is the Neurotic Tornado home page… And I’ve got a few questionably useful things to tell you about…
Neurotic Stix Pro
An animated, neurotic sticker app for messages, posts, widgets, and more. Also includes a weather app.
Spoons: A Chronic Pain Game for iPhone and iPad
Finally! A game that lets you experience life as someone with chronic pain trying to get through a to-do list. 😜😭
Other Stuff
Neurotic Tornado (Podcast). Once upon a time, I did an awkward podcast about relationships and emotions and pain and other messy, hilarious things.
I Only Cry with Emoticons (Novel). I wrote a few novels. Weird.
Say the Thing (App). I created a pretty dumb text-to-speech-app…
Merch
Hey! Pssst! Over here!… Wanna buy some weird, rarely-advertised, rarely-purchased Neurotic Tornado merchandise? Check out this storefront where you can buy shirts, mugs, magnets, and other suspicious stuff.
Contact
If you actually want to contact me, use this half-baked form, or send me a message on Mastodon or Threads or Bluesky.