Neurotic Tornado, LLC

Welcome! I’m ashamed to admit that this is the Neurotic Tornado home page… And I’ve got a few questionably useful things to tell you about…

Neurotic Tornado Podcast

I did an awkward podcast about relationships and emotions and pain and other messy, hilarious things.

Neurotic tornado


Hey! Pssst! Over here!… Wanna buy some weird, rarely-advertised, rarely-purchased Neurotic Tornado merchandise? Check out this storefront where you can buy shirts, mugs, magnets, and other suspicious stuff.

Neurotic tornado merch


If you actually want to contact me, use this half-baked form, or send me a message on Mastodon or Threads.