Welcome! I’m ashamed to admit that this is the Neurotic Tornado home page… And I’ve got a few questionably useful things to tell you about…
Neurotic Stix Pro
I have an animated, neurotic sticker app for iOS.
Neurotic Tornado Podcast
I do an awkward podcast about relationships and emotions and pain and other messy, hilarious things.
Say the Thing
I created a pretty dumb text-to-speech-app…
Hey! Pssst! Over here!… Wanna buy some weird, rarely-advertised, rarely-purchased Neurotic Tornado merchandise? Check out this storefront where you can buy shirts, mugs, magnets, and other suspicious stuff.