Welcome! I’m ashamed to admit that this is the Neurotic Tornado home page… And I’ve got a few questionably useful things to tell you about…
Neurotic Tornado Podcast
I did an awkward podcast about relationships and emotions and pain and other messy, hilarious things.
Merch
Hey! Pssst! Over here!… Wanna buy some weird, rarely-advertised, rarely-purchased Neurotic Tornado merchandise? Check out this storefront where you can buy shirts, mugs, magnets, and other suspicious stuff.
Contact
If you actually want to contact me, use this half-baked form, or send me a message on Mastodon or Threads or Bluesky.